Alexander Volkanovski, or “The Great,” as he so modestly refers to himself, is back on the fight scene. After an embarrassing loss in his second attempt at capturing lightweight gold, he’s set to return to his division in two months at UFC 298 on February 17.
In case you missed it (which would be quite a feat), Volkanovski made it a personal goal to rematch the current 155-pound champion Islam Makhachev after their thrilling matchup last spring (not that kind). This splendid battle ultimately ended with a unanimous decision for Makhachev—but hey, who’s keeping track?
But our dear Alexander didn’t let defeat discourage him. Oh no! When Charles Oliveira found himself suddenly unable to make his scheduled bout due to injury, Volkanovski swooped in like the hero we all know him not exactly rapidly enough and filled the spot—where he valiantly suffered a first-round knockout by head kick and punches. A true display of talent right there.
If there were ever any doubts about this man’s mental fortitude following such an humiliating loss—you can rest easily knowing that “The Great” has assured us publicly that he is indeed fine. Phew! That’s good news for sure!
Now here comes another dazzling title defense against Ilia Topuria; if anything was needed extra fueling…extra fuel…I mean added boost—it clearly awaited—a real motivator enhancement shake—in his motivation storehouse thingy whatever—yes, VOLKANOVSKI IS MOTIVATED YESSIRREEE!
Volkanovski vs. Topuria was riveting even before everyone knew what exactly they were really doing—specifically because both parties realized fighting each other really does stand out more than simply staring at ice cream behind glass cabinets through a hot summer day…or something along those lines? Look—I’m trying my best alright cut me some slack.
Topuria firmily solidified (that’s not actually word but okay then) his title shot with delightful victory over Josh Emmett in June since belief well-placed leaves zero room for argument needless jabbing that lacks subtlety ok maybe just once but no more I promise earmuffs kids or something like butterflies letting loose spoiler alert never have been known towards mysterious flying insects Nope?
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Ilia Topuria has continually proclaimed soft-edged promises of finishing Australia’s finest—that one being ‘’me’’, naturally—but only time shall show Anne-Drama-Lite-on-a-toast whether Alex Granitejaw triggers adamant resolve standing uniquely fresh foundations OKAY WHO GAVE THE GREENLIGHT TO THAT LINE??
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Morning Report: Alexander Volkanovski says ‘I’m gonna embarrass’ Ilia Topuria and ‘shut these people up’