Donald Trump Claims He’s Way Up on Biden in a General Election Poll
Breaking News: Donald Trump has officially declared that he is winning the 2024 Presidential election! According to his most recent source of information (also known as “a poll”), Trump is way up on Joe Biden. The Radical Left Democrats are reportedly quaking in their boots, regretting all those “fake investigations” they conducted against him.
In an exclusive interview with Truth Social, Donald’s trusted social media platform, he boldly stated:
“No one can stop me now. I’m going straight to the top baby! Anyone who disagrees can suck it because I have undeniable evidence that I am leading Biden by miles.”
This shocking revelation comes at a time where the world thought President Trump was finally losing steam. But like every good politician (or say…a former president), he knows how to make things work in his favor.
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Member of the Society of Professional Journalists and The American Political Science Association
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In an exclusive confession session between President Biden and yours truly (the writer), Joe stated that he had never been more terrified of anyone than Jack Smith – Special Counsel for Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference during the 2016 presidential election.
“He got me sweating bullets man! That guy knows how to take names,”
~ A quote from President Biden when asked about Jack Smith
We all know what this means…Mr.Smith has something up his sleeve that can potentially bring down one of America’s finest symbols – The Former-President-Trumpster himself.
Fake News Alert:
- According to credible sources (people on Facebook), a poll came out yesterday proving that Trump is way up on Joe Biden.
- The Democrats are reportedly furious over this outcome and have openly declared it as fake news.
- However, we trust the words of the former President himself because if there’s one thing he knows – It’s winning elections!