In a startling turn of events, Donald Trump whipped out his “schoolyard bully” persona and decided to target Nikki Haley’s spouse who’s bravely serving in the military. And while he did so, Melania Trump seemed comfortably invisible on the campaign trail.
Trump broadcasted his insightfulness saying “I will never run after you. She dragged her husband along with her. But where is hubby dear? Aha! He’s flown off somewhere. Does anyone know what happened to him? Anybody? Oh wait, he just disappeared into thin air it seems.”
A sneak peek at Trump playing hide-and-seek with Haley’s hubby: pic.twitter.com/EeifanSxiF
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Nikki Haley’s devotee and better half, her husband as few people called him – he is currently doing his bit for the country in the Horn of Africa.
Meanwhile, Melania Trump has been playing a destructive game of peek-a-boo. Being last seen with her hubby when she cleverly evaded sharing a car ride with him. Since then it’s like she vanished inside some magical portkey or something! No recent court dates, no campaigning during the Republican primary either.
If by any chance (and we mean total collapse of reality), Trump were to win again – rumour has it that Melanie may decide not to move back into that not-so-humble residence (aka The White House). We can’t blame her though; having been there done that might just be too much déjà vu happening at once!! And who knows what Dragon this opens up… Will Trump serve as his own First Lady?
Oh and earlier mentioned attack on Nikki’s heroic spouse also serves as an unpleasant reminder of how little respect Mr T shows towards members of our military.
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Trump Attacks Nikki Haley’s Husband For Being Deployed As Melania Is MIA