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A Pat on Biden’s Saggy Shoulder
To absolutely no one’s astonishment, heroes from Team Republican are taking turns yelling at their Democrat buddies (friends might be an overstatement) – and doing it in oh-so-American style! You see, they’re urging Dems to please play nice by driving straight into President Joe ‘Come On Man!’ Biden with nothing other than… wait for it…the 25th amendment.
This comes hot on the heels (without any trace of irony or short-term memory loss) after these same politicians kept rattling out this number during Trump days as some sort-of magic wand that would banish Orangey McTweetface from his ivory tower.
All these calls for dad-based mental fitness tests come right after Special Counsel Robert Hur gave us a frankly delightful “dear diary” moment about Big Joe totally fouling up classified docs. The darnedest thing is Biden got off scot-free! Apparently, jury members turn all softy-soft when convicting doddering old dudes with memory issues becomes the agenda. Who would have thought?
Then there’s this little fly in the ointment – Republican Congresswoman Claudia Tenney who fired off some lowburns at Joe Biden on Fox News, calling out his supposed faltering mental state. Evidently being a card and invited guest member of Fox’s “Criticize-a-Democrat” club has its merits.
Republicans Demand 25th Amendment Invoked Against Biden
Biden himself seems to be sporting his share of loose marbles too. Rumor has it that he chatted up dead ex-leaders about recent events (necromancy, anyone?) and then threw an Oscar-worthy tantrum at reporters insisting he’s not completely lost upstairs – promptly after which he called Egyptian President El-Sisi “president of Mexico” (because sure, why not!). Unsurprisingly thus demanded Republicans trumpeting for the 25th amendment against his presidency perked up even more!
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The knee-slapper here lies in how eerily silent were Team Dem during their own man’s uncomfortable-for-all performance while they had no qualms bellowing “25th Amendment!” whenever Trump so much as sneezed funny! Now they’re probably hiding behind excuses like ‘free will’ or ‘individual difference.’ So cheers to Senator Josh Hawley trying nobly (and no doubt futilely) to persuade these new-age Helen Kellers to take a stand.
However, in the midst of all this tragicomic spectacle, some Dems are meditating their personal “Eureka!” moments. Rep. Dean Phillips seems ready to abandon ship and join Tenney’s Trump-return bandwagon for 2024 – damning brand loyalty and party spirit! Then there are others like DNC Lawyer’s Council Chair Andrew Weinstein who remain swept up in utter denial of Biden’s brain farts while praising him as an ‘accomplished president.’
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To make things even more hilarious they did pull out old ‘stutter’ card again which is nothing short of a comedic gold mine at this point!
In closing; sure it may seem very tempting to go about invoking amendments and checking mental fitness levels every time your elderly chief executive pulls off another senior moment but let us ask you – what would it be without such fun? So here’s our suggestion: Keep entertaining us with goofy gaffes beloved politicians or better – start practicing tumbleweed routines; we could always use some good laughs!