In a complete plot twist, Special Counsel Robert Hur has turned into the host of “This is Your (Unstable) Life” with President Joe Biden as his star guest. According to Breitbart Economics Editor John Carney, who chatted Friday with Fox Business host Larry Kudlow, Hur only spilled the beans on Biden’s mental wobbliness to explain why he wasn’t being hauled off in handcuffs.
Kudlow roped in Carney and other guests like National Review Editor-in-Chief Rich Lowry and Forbes Media Chairmen Steve Forbes for a juicy chinwag about why Biden’s own Department of Justice (DOJ) let slip such scandalous info about his cognitive decline via the special counsel’s report.
Carney argued that Hur’s tell-all descriptions were essentially DOJ’s “Get out of Jail Free Card”. They needed an excuse not to charge Biden despite findings that he had deliberately kept and leaked classified materials after stepping down from vice presidency while still being a private citizen.
“The counsel was merely trying to justify their lack of action,” Carney said. “They believe Uncle Joe broke the law willingly but also feel that any jury would simply shrug at his cluelessness. Hence they don’t see any chance of getting him convicted.”
“It’s like they’re saying ‘Sure he did it! But good luck convincing anyone else!’”
Kudlow then stirred the pot with a conspiracy theory that Democratic Party big shots might have actually prodded Biden into making an ass of himself at his press conference yesterday to hasten his downfall.
As Kudlow spun it, “The Democrats are sick and tired of Joe and want him out so they’re encouraging him to keep up the crazy act.”
Forbes chimed in suggesting that even First Lady Jill Biden may be part of this grand scheme by refusing to let her hubby step down gracefully.