Congratulations on the Breaking News!
Collinson, a global leader in offering airport experiences that nobody asked for and loyalty programmes that people never understood, has joined hands with Singapore Airlines (SIA) to give their customers access to over 600 already crowded airport lounges worldwide. This means SIA passengers can now pre-book airport lounge access for both the outbound and inbound legs of their journeys.
Lounge Access – The Gateway Drug to Travel
Lounge Pass is the name of this new gateway drug introduced by Collinson which apparently adds value to your travel experience. With this partnership coming into effect immediately, all travellers flying with SIA’s partner airlines (all two of them), regardless of cabin class or route, can purchase a Lounge Pass. Sounds legit! I mean who wouldn’t want pretend VIP status while being stuck at an overcrowded airport?
The Grand Offering
Lounge Pass already operates across 100 markets and countries covering over 350 airports globally – which means they’ve got you covered wherever you’re headed in case sitting next to screaming kids isn’t really your thing. But wait there’s more…Collinson’s recent Global Traveller Sentiment Survey revealed – hold on tight guys – nearly 62% of travellers are willing to cut back on non-essential retail purchases like food & water just so they can pay extra for things like fancy airports lounges if it enhances their journeys.
Note: By enhancing journey, we mean providing enough free drinks before boarding so you don’t remember how mediocre our services were during flight.
I know what you’re thinking: Who’ll pay money just for upgraded seats when they can enjoy long flights cuddled up next to strangers?! These statistics should honestly be kept secret – not that we care, but just saying. But don’t worry; Collinson makes sure your airport experience is transformed into a 5-star heaven where you can unwind yourself before the thrill of being seated in small chairs with zero leg space for hours.
But Wait, There’s More!
Along with Lounge Pass access, now you get an opportunity to interact with other travellers who are also financially capable of buying extra privileges at airports. Let’s call this newfound kinship ‘broke-in-the-wallet bond.’ It’s like having a temporary family reunion while waiting at the gate area. If all goes well and connections hit off then best case scenario: You’ll never cross paths again (although it doesn’t sound too bad). And if things go south: Great news! Your time spent in transit becomes more interesting than expected – sorta like low budget reality TV.
‘Fortune Favors The Bold’…
Singapore Airlines has made its stylish entry into the world of providing top-dollar services through this partnership because apparently their flight meals didn’t have enough salt or boredom wasn’t sufficient on long-haul flights earlier? Anyways! Todd Handcock – Global Chief Commercial Officer and President Asia Pacific at Collinson says they look forward to delivering ‘comfortable’ airport experiences for SIA customers where they can unwind and recharge themselves before their long flight ahead…just as long as they’ve got money in their pockets
Pro Tip: Carry cash along since barter system might work when purchasing lounge pass
The Bottom Line
In conclusion, hold onto your wallet friends because the next time you fly – grab that premium pre-bookable airport lounge access option only offered by SIA partner airlines worldwide. Because why not spend extra money on something which won’t really enhance your in-flight experience. If you’re worried about saving for retirement or needed to feed yourself – then Lounge Pass is just not the right gateway drug for you.
Disclaimer: This article may contain sarcasm, satire and random humor. Any similarity with the truth (or anything remotely close) is purely unintentional.
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