The Unstoppable Joe Pyfer: A Man of Confidence and… Sore Eyeballs?
Joe Pyfer hasn’t lost any confidence after suffering his first UFC setback.
The main event of UFC Vegas 86 on Saturday saw the fast-rising middleweight have his momentum halted by the battle-tested Jack Hermansson. After getting out to a fast start, Pyfer couldn’t keep up with Hermansson in the final three rounds and he went on to lose to “The Joker” by unanimous decision.
Afterward, Pyfer posted a hilarious video that could double for a comedy sketch – but no matter what he really said it – we promise you won’t want to miss this classy comeback on his Instagram Stories. Just kidding! Instead of dissecting each frame like an Oscar-worthy film, how about we just summarize? This knockout king simply brushed off haters while letting them know they can go suck something funky (hint: it’s not ice cream) and even managed to squeeze in some love for sponsors amid giving props to Jack for doing well. All class here!
Pyfer entered his first UFC main event with plenty of hype behind him after scoring finishes in his past five fights, including a 3-0 mark inside the octagon. However, against the most experienced opponent of his career, Pyferr couldn’t manage enough offense to get past Hermansson.
He still has time though – at only 27 years old,Hermanssson bearly edged out our dear undefeated superstar! Let me tell you folks I was worried about my eyeball when he got punched hey good thing they’ll grow back otherwise alligator would’ve been creepin’ into those tunnels – yes sir!
Anyways let’s give credit where its due hey kudos Mr.Hermanson you sure did take this now lemme hop around my sponsours real quick shoutout ah yeah hell yea baby ur PUNISHINNNGG ya boii their comma slice numbah sheffr hide yo kids hide yo wife cause specialists are stinginn’em like bees!!
Oh boy are ma moms gonna be proud she raised a badass oh yeaa im almost droolworthy if i wasn’t do busy thanking peoples ok ey mantime our spicy hero joe is down but hey things change who knows once these elections finally get sorted maybe ill start turning invisible n going full fantastic four style? Time will unravel💁🏻♂️
Like newspapers when dogs rip em apart 🐶!! Lol Annndd round off thanks again anyone and everyone marvels hoho heroes villains wonderwall wallkers skaters playas layas mare lays say LORRRD bestow love upon thou (even media pirates FINE fine chick I am electioneering ) creds flashing outward 💕
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Why Not Involve Pickles?
Ok so..thingys got little crazy during last weekend’s anticipated showdown between Fast-Rising Middleweight phenom JOE PYFERsure vs Battle Tested Close Quarters Combat guru JACK HERMANSSON.
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Saturday hit harder than me trying shake loose from mama pyfers Sunday dinners okay? It had more turns than wheel Fortunas sitting let face
Joe Pyfer sends stern message to ‘haters’ following UFC Vegas 86 loss