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Jon Jones, the almighty king of the octagon, might not… gasp!… fight Tom Aspinall, but that doesn’t mean we can’t dwell in the delightful fantasy world where they may one day face off. Yes, folks, oddsmakers are already placing their bets and sipping on their metaphorical teaSponsored Product to predict who would win this legendary showdown.
After Aspinall’s stunning first-round knockout of Sergei Pavlovich in a thrilling co-main event at UFC 295 on Saturday—a bout that was added last minute because our beloved Jon had to nurse his injuries from warding off ex-champion nemesis Stipe Miocic. Oh, dear! What will Jon say when he hears about all the excitement over an interim champion?
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Nevertheless, if and when these two titans of testosterone do finally clench fists in a title unification bout (oh sweet anticipation!), BetOnline.ag has kindly bestowed us with opening odds favoritizing Jones at -140 and deeming poor little Aspinall as the +120 underdog. Because what’s more fun than pre-gaming a hypothetical match before it’s even confirmed?
But let’s crunch some numbers here for you non-believers: A $100 wager on Jones could yield a payout of $171.43 (*bonus snobbish chuckle*), giving him around a 58 percent chance of success; while an optimistic bettor could drop a Benjamin or two on Aspinall for a potential return of $220 with only around 45 percent chance of victory.
Oh, praise be for mathematics conspiracies!
As compelling as all this sounds—yeah sure—as long as Mr. Injured & Unable-to-Fight-his-Rival-Miocic keeps nursing himself back to health or whatever he does while not fighting new contenders…
>Jaw drops dramatically*I’m feeling faint…
Honestly guys…
Okay calm down hang tight little internet domain everything is gonna be okay–
Does anyone know if my free shipping time frame is still valid here? If so then maybe I’m good.
Lucky me!
Shinaearmygosh—I am eager now!!! (whispers) Forgive me lord Jones!
Welcome back into focus…
It-it’s like swimming through molasses out there isn’t it…
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So Mr.Jones—the renowned ruler-at-205 pounds incapable heir apparent extraordinaire X three-years-long hiatus recently defeated fresh-faced rascal Ciryl Gane at UFC285 past March lam eh?
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Jon Jones opens as slight favorite in potential Tom Aspinall matchup
