In today’s delightful news, former UFC light heavyweight champion Jamahal Hill has found himself on the wrong side of the law. According to a report from our favorite gossip site TMZ, Hill is facing a charge of misdemeanor domestic violence after allegedly having an altercation with his own brother. Ah, sibling harmony at its finest.
This aspiring family mediator was reportedly booked into a Kent County (Mi.) jail and released on the same day. The state prosecutors have kindly charged him with a single count of misdemeanor aggravated domestic violence for allegedly inflicting “serious or aggravated injury” upon dear old James Anthony Hill Jr., who I can only assume had it coming somehow.
Now, hold onto your seats because there’s more teaSponsored Product to spill—Hill Jr. is reported to be “a resident or former resident” of the ex-champ’s household, but fear not—I’ve got exclusive insider information that confirms he is indeed *gasp* Hill’s brother! Who could have predicted such familial drama?
And if you thought this wonderful saga couldn’t get any better, think again! A public information officer has graciously released Hill’s mugshot to MMA Fighting for all our viewing pleasure, and another equally generous officer has provided us with a police report for a pending freedom of information request. It’s like Christmas came early!
If you’re eager to keep up with this riveting storyline, mark your calendars because Hill is due back in court in January where he will dazzle us with his presence once more as he answers for these delightful charges against him. And no juicy tale would be complete without an enigmatic representative lurking in the shadows—Hill’s rep Brian Butler of Suckerpunch Entertainment declined comment on this thrilling new development when approached by MMA Fighting. How utterly disappointing yet expected.
Just when we thought reality TV had nothing left to shock us, our protagonist was thrust into another spotlight recently as part of something seemingly trivial—a protest in New York City involving being trapped inside a van following an event related to UFC 295. Police and UFC security were kind enough escort him out safely; what heartwarming kindness they showed towards our wayward warrior.
But wait folks—that’s not all because everyone deserves their 15 minutes—or seconds—in the sun! Our dear Jamahal also made headlines for gallantly defending none other than our beloved problematic figurehead Dana White after that infamous video surfaced showing White slapping his wife at a nightclub—he certainly knows how pick ’em.
Not content with just one display of chivalry, good ol’ Jammy also threatened physical harm towards journalist Ariel Helwani over some opinions Helwani dared express in an interview; does standing up against perceived injustices never-glorify anyone?
And so here ends another chapter in the epic saga known as “The Tale(nts) Of Juicy Gossip.” Let me know when Hollywood comes knocking—we are ready!
Report: Jamahal Hill arrested, charged with domestic violence for allegedly assaulting brother