“Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg to Battle it Out in Epic Cage Match – Who Will Win the Title of Ultimate Tech Bro?”

In a world where billionaires are constantly trying to one-up each other, it was only a matter of time before they took their competition into the ring. That’s right folks, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have agreed to participate in an exhibition match that will be nothing short of epic.

The idea for this showdown started when Mr. Musk challenged Mr. Zuckerberg on social media to “a cage match.” And like any good billionaire feud, things escalated quickly from there.

Dana White, president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), received a text message from Mr. Zuckerberg asking if Mr. Musk was serious about fighting him in the octagon-like UFC rings since he heads up such competitions as well as being known for his love towards mixed martial arts fights . After confirming with both parties separately every night over 10 days straight now ,Mr.White said that they were willing to throw down and relayed this information back to Facebook CEO who responded by posting on Instagram: “Send Me Location,” which is apparently some sort catchphrase used by Khabib Nurmagomedov – whoever that is…

While many thought this whole thing might just be another publicity stunt or joke between two tech giants looking for attention online; turns out these guys aren’t messing around! They’ve been negotiating behind closed doors aided by advisers- inching closer toward physical combat everyday!

Accordingly,the fight would not take place under official U.F.C jurisdiction but rather outside rights deals making it more likely than ever before.The preferred location? Las Vegas baby!! Although according recent tweet made my musk,it could also happen at Roman Colosseum because why not?

Of course friends close enough know how much Zuck loves Brazilian jujitsu so no surprise here really…He has even built himself what he calls ‘mini academy’ inside garage alongwith circle sparring partners training regularly while seeking advice experts Dave Camarillo James Terry Khai Wu etc.. He even competed in his first public martial arts tournament last May, winning gold and silver medals.

On the other hand,Musk has tweeted that he “almost never” works out and once suffered a back injury requiring surgery after participating in an exhibition with sumo wrestler. He claims to have trained judo,Kyokushin (full contact) – two Japanese martial arts- as well as ‘no rules streetfighting’ but who knows how much of it is true?

The fight would be considered an “exhibition match” outside official U.F.C jurisdiction so there’s no telling what kind of crazy things could happen! But one thing we do know for sure: this will definitely go down in history books as biggest event ever happened combat sports industry!

Maye Musk,mother Elon seems not too thrilled about whole idea tweeting recently,”Don’t encourage this match!” alongwith frowning emojis…but hey,she can’t stop her son from doing whatever he wants,right?

So get ready folks because when these tech titans step into ring,it’ll be nothing short epic!!