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New Damning Evidence Suggests That Trump Was Running The Coup Plot
Oh boy, do we have some juicy news for you today! Remember that whole 2020 election drama? Well, it turns out the missing piece of evidence that even the 1/6 Committee couldn’t find has finally been uncovered. And let me tell you, it’s a doozy!
In a report by The Washington Post, we learn about Donald Trump’s desperate efforts to overturn the election results in Arizona. Now, hold on to your seats because this is going to get wild!
According to sources with inside knowledge (cue mysterious music), after his phone call to Arizona Governor Doug Ducey failed to yield any favorable results (shocking!), Trump decided to take matters into his own tiny hands.
The former president, being the genius mastermind that he is (note sarcasm), directed his loyal sidekick Mike Pence (aka Captain Obvious) – who happened to be friends with Ducey -to keep pestering the poor governor in hopes of uncovering some magical evidence of voting improprieties.
Talk about desperate measures! Imagine being Mike Pence and having your boss bombard you with conspiracy theories day after day. I bet Pence was secretly wishing he had chosen a different career path altogether – like training penguins or baking extravagant cakes.
“Hey Mike,” Trump must’ve said during one of their infamous calls, “If you find anything, anything at all, give me a shout! I’m desperately searching for evidence to prove that I won that election fair and square!” Oh, the lengths he went to preserve his fragile ego.
But here’s the kicker: we’re not talking about gentle persuasion here. No sirree! Trump actually directed Pence (yes, ordered him!) to pressure Ducey into overturning the election results. Can you believe it? The audacity!
This isn’t some run-of-the-mill story of political maneuvering. No, folks. This is direct involvement in an attempted coup orchestrated by none other than Donald J. “Stable Genius” Trump himself!
You might be wondering why Rudy Giuliani gets all the attention as the fake elector plot coordinator when it was actually Trump pulling the strings from behind his gold-plated desk (cue dramatic gasps). Well, wonder no more my friends! It’s time to shine a spotlight on our dear old Donny boy.
The Washington Post article places Trump right at the top of this shady plot – there are no scapegoats or fall guys for him now! And let me tell you, nothing makes my heart sing quite like seeing karma catch up with someone who thought they were above reproach.
Poor Mike Pence must’ve been torn between obeying his boss and maintaining what little shred of integrity he had left. But hey, if I know anything about spineless politicians (spoiler alert: I do), Pence probably didn’t lift a finger in support of Trump’s delusions. Good on ya’, Mike!
If these reports are accurate – and by golly they better be – then there should be consequences for Mr. Former President Coup-Man-Extraordinaire himself.
We’re talking legal charges people… attempted coup charges!
About the Author
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With a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science under his belt (who knew you could actually get a degree in political science?), Jason’s graduate work focused on public policy and social reform movements. So don’t mess with him when it comes to dissecting every juicy detail of political scandals – he’ll have all the facts!
But wait! There’s more!
Did you know that Jason is a proud member of both the Society of Professional Journalists and The American Political Science Association? Yep, he’s got some fancy awards sitting on his shelf too.
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