“Breaking News: The Great American Power Outage Extravaganza! Over 400,000 People Participating in Darkness Olympics!”

Oh, the weather outside is frightful! Over 400,000 people were left in the dark on Monday after some wild storms decided to wreak havoc across parts of the country on Sunday. Isn’t Mother Nature just a barrel of laughs?

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