Hold the phone, sports fans! We’ve got a zany mixed salad of conspiracies so bizarre that it gives Crazy Eddie’s insane prices a run for their money. This time, Bill Maher is pulling apart one bird-brained brainchild from the Fox News nuthouse and right-wing rambunctious folks involving good ol’ Taylor Swift and Gridiron God Travis Kelce in cahoots at the Super Bowl.
Prop your Tin-Foil hat fellas, the conspiracy theorists are stirring up another Bob’s madhouse special: The entire championship has been rigged. Like they picture T-Swift and Travis are Military Industrial Complex marionettes on this grand scheme to Cookoo-town called psychological operation—Psycho-op as Bright-boys call it—and NFL is playing wingman on this wild ride. All tailored (pun intended!) just for them to steal some spotlight during Super Bowl.
Then you know what’s coming next? Our lovebirds– TayTay & Teke backing Biden during halftime blues! So I say— Abort mission boys! They’ve sniffed us out!
Tell me, does THAT smell like burnt logic or horse manure; Or could it be Pigeon poop sprayed with rose water? That our pop sweetheart having cozy snuggles with her sport hunk was nothing but a ploy to swing an election?
I mean come on fellas– maybe we caught teen drama fever again. You know those “…popular girl meets football hero” scenarios with cute jackets sharing bits thrown in here. Don’t get me wrong – I’m all aboard Team Taylor and acknowledge her success journey; but let’s face it —this conspiracy crap seems fresh off Buffy high school drama doesn’t it?
Remember when pigskin prince and pop princess attempt to make “fetch” happen again, while Fox’s news Factory goes bonkers! Those dudes just amaze me with their endless parade of dingbat plots.
Thus, the conspiracy pinwheel keeps spinning except for this one minor detail when real-life human beings ACTUALLY ambushed our Capitol– Nah man that was just some good-hearted spontaneous jolly time!
You saw right:
The plot-plot twist here is utter gobble-wobble. But hey—when your political cheerleader activates grandpa-mode who throws a tantrum if he fails to receive constant adoring gazes; while you’re stuck within alternative fact-lovin’ fence posts– Somewhere along the line things are bound go cuckoo-clock-crazy.
Yes folks! It seems Super Bowl conspiracies have taken a fad dietary turn – from rigging game bluffs now we’re at Presidential porcelain thrones being anointed by halftime puppet performances all schemed up in grid-games with touchdown twists!
The Right’s noggin has set sail to neverland it appears, while they put in efforts drafting Charlie-Brown-type as head honcho.
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Bill Maher Blasts Fox And The Right For Taylor Swift Super Bowl Conspiracy