Breaking News: Forces say update that lets button pushes trigger calls is bombarding operators with “silent” calls. In other words, the latest technological advancement has turned into a nightmare for our dear call center employees.
The new feature was supposed to make things easier and faster for both customers and operators alike. But alas! It seems like technology once again failed us in ways we never thought possible.
According to sources close to the matter (aka disgruntled call center workers), this so-called “update” allows callers who press buttons on their phone instead of speaking directly with an operator, triggering multiple silent calls at once. This means that poor unsuspecting customer service representatives are being inundated by these pesky little buggers without even knowing it!
Can you imagine how frustrating it must be? Sitting there waiting patiently for someone – anyone -to speak up only to hear nothing but dead airwaves?
It’s no wonder why some have taken matters into their own hands… or rather mouths as they’ve resorted shouting obscenities down the line just hoping somebody will answer them back.
But let’s not forget about those brave souls manning the phones day-in-day-out trying desperately hard not lose their sanity while dealing with such nonsense all day long; bless ’em!
And what about those innocent bystanders caught in between? The ones whose legitimate queries get lost amidst all this chaos because nobody can tell which one came first- chicken or egg style?
Well folks, if you’re feeling sorry enough already then brace yourselves cause here comes more bad news:
This whole fiasco isn’t going away anytime soon either since apparently many companies out there still haven’t figured out how best utilize said updates yet leaving everyone else hanging high-and-dry until further notice…or maybe forever depending upon your level of optimism towards tech advancements gone awry…
So where does leave us now exactly? Well according experts within industry circles around town suggest taking deep breaths, counting to ten and maybe even trying out some yoga poses before picking up that phone again. And if all else fails then just remember: it’s not you- it’s the technology.
In conclusion folks, let us take a moment of silence for those brave souls who have been fighting this silent battle on our behalf day in and day out without any recognition or appreciation from anyone except their bosses (who probably don’t care either). May they find solace knowing we are thinking about them during these tough times…and may tech companies finally get their act together so nobody has suffer through such nonsense ever again!
