“CZ’s Magical Disappearing Act: Top Binance Execs Abracadabra Out of the Company Amid DOJ Drama!”
Three senior officials left the exchange this week, according to a source.
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“Megyn Kelly Takes a Chunk Off Ben & Jerry’s Over their Ice Cold Diss on July 4th!”
“Ah, the Fourth of July. Who doesn’t love a good parade, some tasty barbecue, and a stirring fireworks display? The only problem with all that is that it can distract from an essential truth about this nation’s birth: The US was founded on stolen Indigenous land.” - Ben & Jerry's
“Oops, Did Those Russian Missiles Just Decide to Take a Surprise Vacation in Lovely Lviv, Ukraine?”
In a bizarre turn of events, the largest attack on Lviv's civilian infrastructure turned out to be a giant water balloon fight gone wrong. Apparently, Russia invaded with water guns and things got out of hand.
“London begs for American crypto refugees to bring their fancy digital money and weird accents. Tea time just got a whole lot more interesting!”
UK Chancellor Rishi Sunak's plan to attract crypto could lead to risky decisions and undermine efforts against financial crimes, say critics. Some in his own party also disagree with the vision for crypto as having "no useful social purpose" and exposing consumers to fraud.
Ethereum’s Hilarious Attempt to Stop DeFi Hacks: Introducing the ‘Standard’ that Totally Won’t Get Bypassed!
A groundbreaking proposal called ERC 7265 aims to enhance the security of DeFi protocols by introducing a fail-safe mechanism known as a "circuit breaker." This mechanism would allow developers to quickly halt token transfers in case of a security breach or suspicious activity. The recent Poly Network hack has highlighted...
“Christina Najjar’s Wine Wonderland: Where Grapes Turn Into Magic Elixirs While Tipsy Trolls Dance with Giggly Fairies!”
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“Twitter’s rate limits are like a bouncer at the club, keeping out those pesky bots. Sorry to the ‘small percentage’ of users who can’t handle their social media liquor.”
Twitter limits usage to detect and eliminate bots, but Elon Musk announced it as due to "extreme levels of data scraping" and "system manipulation." The restrictions are temporary and only affect a small percentage of users. Advertising effects have been minimal.
Oops! I wedded for coverage, but now my hubby’s like a stubborn stain that just won’t vanish!
DEAR ABBY: I married a man for health insurance, but he fell in love with me and won't leave. He's a slob, drinks all night, and sleeps until the afternoon. Now he wants me back. What can I do? - TURNED THE PAGE IN ARIZONA
“Marriott and United: Teaming up to Turn Your Frequent Flyer Miles into an Impressive Collection of Miniature Shampoo Bottles!”
Maximizing Marriott Stays and United Flights with RewardsPlus How United elites can get Marriott status If you hold United Premier Gold status (or higher), you can register here for complimentary Marriott Gold Elite status. This status tier provides a 25% point bonus and complimentary enhanced internet. Gold Elite members may...
“UK Lords Channel Inner Sherlock Holmes, Pass Bill to Freeze Crypto Criminals’ Ill-gotten Digital Dough!”
The bill, introduced in September, now nears its final stages in Parliament.
OMA3: The Ultimate Blockchain Gaming Metaverse Transporter—Now You Can Teleport Between Pixelated Realms!
The Open Metaverse Alliance for Web3 has announced a project called the Inter-World Portaling System (IWPS) to enable people to travel through the metaverse. Finally, we can seamlessly move between different virtual platforms like Alien Worlds and My Neighbor Alice. It's like teleportation, but without leaving your couch!
“Feds’ Social Media PDA Curbed: Judge Rains on Biden Officials’ Online Party Parade!”
In a surprising turn of events, the government has been barred from pestering social media platforms about removing content. Looks like they'll have to find a new way to spice up their group chats without bothering Mark Zuckerberg!
“Exciting June Travel Advisories: A Survival Guide to Navigate the Treacherous Seas of Fully Booked Sun Loungers and Minimal Beach Selfie Space!”
Ecuador Travel Advisory - Level 2 Ecuador Travel Advisory - Level 2 Date: June 9th, Last Updated: June 22nd < div> Overview of the Travel Advisory for Ecuador The United States Department of State has reissued its Level 2 travel advisory for Ecuador on June 22. This advisory recommends that...
“Move over LED screens, there’s a new fin-tastic and droplet-licious display in town – more flexible than your yoga instructor!”
Scientists have developed flexible displays inspired by chameleons and octopuses that can change color, convey information, and send messages via infrared radiation. The capillary-controlled robotic flapping fins are 1,000 times more energy efficient than light-emitting devices but only work horizontally due to gravity sensitivity.
“Bitcoin Bull Jack Dorsey Tickles Twitter Team’s Curiosity with a Whiff of Decentralized Protocols!”
Jack Dorsey, former CEO of Twitter and a supporter of Bitcoin, has responded to the new restrictions on Twitter's daily tweet views. He advised the Twitter team to test decentralized protocols like bitcoin and nostr for a free internet space.