“Aave’s GHO Stablecoin: Almost as Reliable as My Ex’s Promises to Pay Me Back”
Aave's GHO stablecoin is inching closer to its dollar peg, providing stability and reliability for users in the volatile cryptocurrency market.
Aave's GHO stablecoin is inching closer to its dollar peg, providing stability and reliability for users in the volatile cryptocurrency market.
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Former President Jimmy Carter attends a tribute for Rosalynn Carter. Singing, "May God refine America's gold until all success is nobleness and every gain is divined." *Cue awkward Carter dance moves.*
Putin's disinformation machine is working overtime, claiming that Hamas terrorists are using NATO weapons to attack Israel and that British instructors trained Hamas attackers. Maybe they should focus on their own problems instead of spreading lies!
Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin has outlined an ambitious set of proposals for the Ethereum network, focusing on addressing crucial issues such as staking centralization, scalability, and enhancing security. During an interview with the NFT platform Defiant in Turkey, Buterin highlighted the need for an overhaul of Ethereum’s staking mechanism to...
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After countless passport issues, misplaced luggage, and a language barrier that resulted in ordering smoked fish instead of pizza, the Sri Lankan family finally made it home. The only souvenir they have is an unshakeable desire for adventure-free vacations.
Renowned finance author Robert Kiyosaki continues to push for more adoption of Bitcoin, advising investors to buy the asset now and predicting that its price will soar to six digits.
"North American carriers' on-time performance improves, but let's not get too excited - they're still just barely making it to the gate within 15 minutes of schedule. At least Delta is killing it with a nearly perfect completion factor."
"Looks like little Jalina really gave the cops a run for their money. I mean, who knew a 5-year-old could cause such chaos on the road? Maybe we should start issuing driver's licenses in kindergarten!"
Cosmos' founder Jae Kwon urged followers to split the chain following a community decision to reduce ATOM's inflation to 10% from 14%.
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"President Biden is like your mom trying to convince you that vegetables are delicious. He's listing off all these ways he's helping the economy, while the Republicans are just sitting there with their tax cuts for the rich and a plate full of broccoli."
Pro-Bitcoin President-Elect Javier Milei has announced plans to dissolve Argentina’s Central Bank to combat the country’s economic crisis and inflationary pressures.
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